Cocky & Funny

David DeAngelo can be considered the pioneer of the C&F movement. For too long were guys just being wussies, kissing girls' boots, being nice guys. But along came funny guys who were just 'haha' and then there were arrogant, boasting jerks who came across as an a-hole. But what if you combine the two, well then you have cocky funny.

Here are some examples of this that can be easily used in the field:

When she's laughing/hitting you:

You love me.

This relationship isn't going to work.

Don't turn into a stalker, ok?

Teasing her: Take her hand "No hand holding this early". Offer hand "No really". When you do something, accuse her of doing it.

At the bar, standing next to a girl, in a serious voice.

"Will you please stop touching me". Look her in the eye "What are you doing at a bar for godsakes. Can't you find a nice normal guy? Or are you desperate?" If she says something along the lines of "I'm sorry, I didn't know......." Respond with "Well you did. And if you're going to keep doing it. I'd appreciate it if you'd touch a little higher".

Another similar one at the bar

She bumps into you. "Hey, watch it, ok? Keep some space here. I need at least a foot of room'

If they're being touchy touchy.

"Yes, I don't like being touched. So keep a foot or so between us please".

She asks boring questions (I often get this from girls and I even use this one a lot): "What is this a job interview? Can't you think of something interesting to talk about? Please spare me the pain of the usual school-job-family conversation. Let's save that until we're picking names for our kids".

If she has a large bag or purse, "What's with that huge purse of yours? You got a dog in there or something?

To a waitress, she asks "How many?", "Well there are two of us. I guess there will be three if you join us".

An important thing to note is the delivery, voice tonality and body language are vital. If you say it wrong, it will come across wrong and you're very much likely to get a cold shoulder or evil stare. It takes practise to get C&F down. If it's not your usual thing, then you may have some negative experiences. I'd also say that C&F works best with intelligent hotter women. But you may still encounter the one with a bitch shield. But these types of girls are never the ones you really want. You'll soon get a feel for this, and you'll know the type of girl who just eats it up so keep at it. Just make sure you get the right mix, too much of either one can provoke bad results.